frequently asked questions
I can't afford your services. Do you offer discounts?
Yes! I have a limited number of half price readings, and free workshops that I am able to offer each month. Please email me to see if we can work something out!
Do you accept tips?
Wow! Thank you for asking! I do not accept tips. The prices I charge reflect what I view as a fair amount for my experience, time, and labor. That being said, I do accept payments towards readings or workshops for people who can't afford them. Please email me to set something up.
Can you cast a spell or hex for me?
No. My goal is to empower you so that you can do the work for yourself, and I'd be happy to co-create something you can implement on your own. If you plan to request help with a hex, curse, love spell, or something else that falls into a similar grey area, please email me before you schedule an appointment for metaphysical advising. Under some extenuating circumstances, I can help, but these are evaluated on a case-by-case basis.
Can you break a curse/hex that has been put on me?
No. My objective is to give you the knowledge, skills, and expertise to break it yourself. But, fair warning: curses and hexes are not super common, so I may suggest something else entirely!
Can you exorcise me?
It depends. First, we’d need to schedule a metaphysical advising appointment to determine whether you have a demonic attachment. If it's not an attachment, then we can talk about what else could be going on and ways to help - including both spiritual and mundane methods.
If you do have an attachment, as long as we’re scheduled for a full hour, I should be able to handle it during the same appointment. Please note, though, that you will have lots of homework if you do have an attachment. I will provide you with my Energy 101 and Protection workshops free of charge because you’ll need that information to keep from forming new attachments! Demonic work can take extra time and sessions, but I will not charge you beyond the first hour. I’ll work on it until either we get it done, or I find that I can't do it myself.
Why are all of your readings emailed to me? What if I want to do one with you via zoom or in person?
Most readers work this way, and I absolutely respect that. However, I have found that because my readings are so specific and in-depth, I need to be in the right frame of mind in order to do them well. If I am asked to do a reading when I am not in that headspace, I become agitated, irritable, and downright cranky. For information and insight to flow properly, I need to have control over when I do the reading – which may mean I do it at 11pm, or that I need to wait a day or two. Plus, when you get a PDF of the reading, you get my thought process as I read the cards, and you get to keep it for your future reference.
I am disabled, and I want to use your service or take your classes, but the format doesn't work for me. Is there anything you can do?
Yes! Please email me to let me know what accommodations you need. If I am able to, I will provide them for you.
Do you offer refunds?
Once you have received the service, I don't offer refunds. If you cancel before you receive the service, you will receive a refund. For metaphysical advising appointments, there is a 20% cancellation fee if you cancel less than 24 hours before we are scheduled to meet. If I do any service for you, including readings and metaphysical advising, if I find that I don't get anything from the Universe, I will give you a full refund.
Do you offer gift certificates?
No. When someone has paid for a service that may or may not take place, it creates an energy imbalance. I still feel weird about unredeemed gift certificates from 2012 when I was a practicing acupuncturist. However! If you would like to give the gift of a reading, you can absolutely do that. When you purchase the reading, please make a note that it's for someone else; I’ll then send it to you so you can add your own message to the recipient.